-> "Seventy-Six Gallstones"
Original Song Title:
Robert Preston and 'The Music Man' cast
Parody Song Title:
Seventy-six gallstones bile duct-arrayed
But again and again I'll eat food not bland
And I follow with rot bordeaux and some week-old mud pie faux
I retch! --then grab escargot cannnned!
Seventy-six gallstones can give me the runs
But I'll now and again pig down bacon rinds
When the kidneys-and-ulcers bleed, big pain guaranteed!
Doctors warn, but I am disincliiiined
There is bloody-bottom, squirty-poo-filled underware,
Thundering, thundering, flatulence all day!
Gastric pain unfolding as the gall stones flare--
When I scarf-- greasy-big-cheese souffles!
There are itchy-palm-filled sweaty-fits of shallow breath
Threatening, threatening, like a heart attack!
Stomach pain of major size and gripping chest and bulging eyes
Blue-faced, --gasping--, knock-ing-me-ow-oot, black!
Seventy-six gallstones cause a lot of grief
But it's time and again I put off repair
And it's visit my H-M-O! --though their services do blow--
Take a pill-- until the next big scare!
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