Song Parodies -> Crossdressing

Original Song Title:

"Crossroads"

Original Performer:

Robert Johnson

  
Parody Song Title:

"Crossdressing"

Parody Written by:

Stockingtop11

released 1936 in Mississippi....
I want to crossdress, fall down on my knees
I want to crossdress, fall down on my knees
Asked the Lord above, have mercy now, find me a frock if you please

Standin' at the mirror, tried to wear a bra
Whee-hee, I tried to wear a bra
Didn't nothin' seem to fit me, everything too damn small

Standin' at the mirror, risin' sun goin' down
Standin' at the mirror baby, the risin' sun goin' down
I believe to my soul now, I need a new red gown

You can run, you can run, tell my friend Willie Brown
You can run, you can run, tell my friend Willie Brown
That I got the crossdressing blues this mornin', Lord, baby I need a new red gown

I want to crossdress, mama, I looked east and west
I want to crossdress, babe, I looked east and west
Lord, I didn't have no new red gown, just my old string vest.
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LucidLupin LeeBee - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great first parody my mate! Hope you are gonna do some more .... ;)
John Barry - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the Willie Brown reference.

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