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Song Parodies -> "Bamalot"
Original Song Title:
"Camelot"
Original Performer:
Robert Goulet
Parody Song Title:
"Bamalot"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Barack Obama promised to be Santa Claus, but now that the global economy is playing Grinch, his radical nominees for economic, energy and environmental policies may not achieve his green vision soon. But when they do, this version of Richard Burton - Camelot lyrics may be sung. Had there been more verses, I could have covered other Utopics.
It's true! We're Blue! The Crowned allayed our fears.
The climate will be perfect for years.
Our law was made consistent with Kyoto:
July and August will not be so hot,
'cause there's a legal limit to C-O-2
In Bamalot.
The winter is for buildin' polar ice caps,
But exits when he reckons 'nough has got.
By order, summer lingers as do price caps
In Bamalot.
Bamalot! Bamalot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Bamalot, Bamalot,
There's now pernicious czar.
Fast trains may never fail or falter, run-down.
For freight, polluting trucks must disappear.
In court, there's simply not
A more ingenious lot
For craftily-clever-altering than here
In Bamalot.
Bamalot! Bamalot!
I know it gives one pursin' jaws,
But in Bamalot, Bamalot,
Those are the regal laws.
The snow may never rush down from the hillside.
Electric juice from sunlight trusts skies clear.
Up short you're simply brought
In morbid menial spot
For sappily-never-laughtering next year
In Bamalot.
The climate will be perfect for years.
Our law was made consistent with Kyoto:
July and August will not be so hot,
'cause there's a legal limit to C-O-2
In Bamalot.
The winter is for buildin' polar ice caps,
But exits when he reckons 'nough has got.
By order, summer lingers as do price caps
In Bamalot.
Bamalot! Bamalot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Bamalot, Bamalot,
There's now pernicious czar.
Fast trains may never fail or falter, run-down.
For freight, polluting trucks must disappear.
In court, there's simply not
A more ingenious lot
For craftily-clever-altering than here
In Bamalot.
Bamalot! Bamalot!
I know it gives one pursin' jaws,
But in Bamalot, Bamalot,
Those are the regal laws.
The snow may never rush down from the hillside.
Electric juice from sunlight trusts skies clear.
Up short you're simply brought
In morbid menial spot
For sappily-never-laughtering next year
In Bamalot.
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At first, I thought that this parody was about Bam Margera from "Jackass", but it referred to our new president. DKTOS, so no vote, but still quite good.
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