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Song Parodies -> "Bah Humbug"

Original Song Title:

"La Bamba"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ritchie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Bah Humbug"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I'm surprised nobody's done this one before! I'm stumped on Christmas parodies, and this was all I could come up with this year. If Scrooge thought Christmas was bad in 1843, just wait till he sees Christmas in 2014.
I gotta tell you, Bah humbug!
I gotta tell you, Bah humbug!
Your Christmas list reads like-a Blade Runner rubbish
What’s this new Apple gadget? Pair of Beats? Parody!
Who‘s Bieber? Who’s Bieber?

What’s wrong with a board game? Not sixty bucks
No blood and guts
(No “Sh*ts” or “f**ks”)

I ain’t got mucho dinero
But just be glad Santa’s here, though
With Chia Pets
Potato Head
(And stuff for bed)

Bah, bah, humbug
Bah, bah, humbug
Bah, bah, humbug
Bah!

You probably won’t think I’m gnarly!
But don’t go all Jacob Marley
On Christmas Eve
I’m gonna call the Ghostbusters
You don‘t need any sports shoes! Wear my old shoes, bowling shoes!
No Reebok, no Reebok

(Guitar solo)

Brrrr-um-pum-pum!

(Guitar solo resumes)

It’s getting too damn commercial!
I’m changing my name to Herschel
And Mazel Tov
You don’t know the real reason
Born Away in a Manger, We Three Kings, Bethlehem
Three French hens, et cetera

I’m not too religious, don’t get me wrong
Who’s Taylor Swift?
I’ll give you Pong

Bah, bah, humbug
Aye carumba!
Bah, bah, humbug…

(Fade out…)

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Michael McVey - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
The commercialism ought to die and decrease the surplus population.
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Definitely today's "damn, I wish I'd thought of that" title sub. Nice idea, well-executed :-)
Matthias - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
This is a great idea! Can't believe nobody ever thought of doing this one! Brilliant! Love how you kept the whole Scrooge thing with Jacob Marley in there any everything!
(Tiny) Timmy1000 - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
God bless us, everyone - for this one. I'd hate to think what the ghost of Christmas future would tell us.
John Barry - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Humdinger!
Leough - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Great idea for an up-to date Christmas song!
TJC - December 20, 2014 - Report this comment
What Phil said....Loved it!
2Eagle - March 23, 2019 - Report this comment
La Bamba - Bah Humbug, que bueno! Try the frijoles.
Hamend - March 24, 2019 - Report this comment
ba ha ha ha

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