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Song Parodies -> "I Killed Mary Lou"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Mary Lou"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"I Killed Mary Lou"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

they caught the guy on saturday
flashed those cold dead eyes our way
he's bound to be locked up forevermore
now, what he did was so unsound
i swear his deed was quite profound
its nothing like i've ever seen before

he said...i killed mary lou
ate her heart
sweet mary lou
i sewed her back up, too
i chewed mary lou's
essential part
yes, i killed mary lou
ate her heart

i saw his lips, all red and moist
completely, he confessed, by choice
wild killers tend to want to blab away
i thought about her wounds all night
and why he felt the need to bite
i'm haunted by the scene i saw that day

he said...i killed mary lou
ate her heart
sweet mary lou
i sewed her back up, too
i chewed mary lou's
essential part
yes, i killed mary lou
ate her heart

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Adagio - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ewwww! Good pacing on a horror story.
MasonR - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
What Adagio said! Puking up some 5's!
Ravyn Rant - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Icky! Alvin, is it Serial Killer Appreciation Week or something? Good stuff...disgusting, but good! 545
Rex - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I predict this will zoom up the "gruesome pop" charts. Good job of cannibalizing the original.
alvin rhodes - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks adagio mason ravyn and rex
PMS - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Rex
Yudi mind your own bussines - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Bad
Lucidlupin LeeBee - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Bon Appetite! 5s
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks PMS yudi and leebee

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