"Hello J. A. B."

We’ve grown accustomed to the sight
each morning here at AmIRight
of two or three and sometimes even four
new parodies by J. A. B.
and mostly of such quality
they have us calling out “John Barry, more!”

Hey, hey, hello, J. A. B., how is your knee?
We hope you had successful surgery!
Welcome back, J. A. B. -- it’s good to read
once again whatever songs you’ve parodied.

This parodic’ly fecund fella,
briefly slowed by post-patella
surgery, now moves beyond the pain
resuming his frenetic rate
of spoof production, which is great --
we’d hate to see the output of John wane.

And so hello, J. A. B., how is your knee?
We hope you had successful surgery!
Welcome back, J. A. B. -- it’s good to read
once again whatever songs you’ve parodied.