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Song Parodies -> "Unobomber"

Original Song Title:

"La Bamba"

Original Performer:

Richie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Unobomber"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is my one one hundred and eleventh song. Suddenly, I realized the ominous implication of that number...1-1-1! So it might be appropriate to recognize our beloved friend...The Unobomber! I debated whether to write a parody FOR him or ABOUT him. The former would be completely lacking in meter, rhythm, and rhyme as well as spectacularly unfunny and stupid. This would be to teach the c*ck-s*cker what a real 1-1-1 looks like. The latter would be a challenge. How can you insult a lump of excrement? Wait, there is a way! Call the little piece of sh*t "The Unobomber"! A word to my technical reviewers...this one was tough to execute. Not only is the original in a language that I don't speak, but also the meter shifts and doesn't rhyme in translation. But, an Old Man's got to do what an Old Man's got to do. ;D



I am the Unobomber,
And I give straight ones to all of the songs
That I do not agree with,
No matter how good the songs may be.
For I'm a dirty rat b*stard
And a lousy needle d*ck!
Oh I'm a prick! I'm really sick!

Although I trash all your writings
I never ever give my name to all this crap.
I have no balls. I have no balls.
Unobomber!
Unobomber!
Unobomber! (One!)

I am the Unobomber,
And I get a rush out of slamming songs
That don't fit my agenda!
I am bitter and twisted, yes I am,
And I'm jealous of all you!


(Guitar solo and instrumental break)


I am the Unobomber,
And I am the cancer here on amiright,
And you nerds cannot stop me!
Even Sherlock Ribber can't guess who I am!
And I'll keep sucking the fun out
Of your stinking humor site,
Because I suck! I really suck!
Unobomber!
Unobomber!

(Repeat and fade out - and I wish he would!)




I wish the security code for this entry was FU2! ;D

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John Barry - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
You are too kind, OMR.
Max Power - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Nailed it! I have no idea why that loser takes pleasure in voting down my parodies, some people have serious issues. I'll bomb this song with cincos.
Timmy1000 - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I wouldn't be surprised if there was more than one bomber - nicely sung on this one - but it may stir unabomber up even more - 555
Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I've baited my trap...and I hope he opens his! ;D
; - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
You are the loser, you stupid ugly turd!
Max Power - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol

Hello newtroll!
Mark Scotti - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
that was terrific!
Patrick - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Para escribir parodia se necesita saber las palabras originales. Yo no soy un cantante, pero a pesar de todo yo sigo cantando. Arriba y arriba! Abajo el socialismo! Abajo los comunistas! Abajo los que me dan 111 a mis creaciones.
Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey ; - It isn't you. You're way more articulate than that S.O.B. Nice try though, with work and dilligence you could become quite a pain in the *ss yourself. ;D Patrick - did you just say "To write parodies, it is necessary to know the original language.Something sing, something song.Up and up! Something socialism, something communism. And 1-1-1 (which is a universal language)." Su Espanol - muy bueno! ;D
AFW - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Way to go....
Andria - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, and a great tribute to the Unobomber, also known as Mr. 1s, the ones guy, the 1-bomber and a host of names that are tawdry, crass, vulgar, taboo or otherwise unsuitable for a family-friendly website. 5s.

I don't like the anonymous voters who leave votes of all 1s on my parodies or undeserving parodies by other authors (who does?), and they should say in a comment why the parody deserved all 1s.
blackjack21 - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job on #111. I guess the " ; " turd couldn't figure out how to vote, but I can, 555.
Johnny D - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Ahh, reminds this AmiRight old-timer of the good old days, when parody rating-standings were published daily on top 10/50/100 lists that were serious flypaper for uno-gnats ... ;-) Five times 111 for this.
Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Watson, I'll unmask the bastard yet! ;D

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