if blonde haired and cute
with her eyes, baby blue
then i've lusted
if curls of brown
she displays on her crown
then i've lusted

don't want a cow..that's no lie
but a thin one's okay
a big fat ol' sow
would just scare me away
but if she's petite
then i'm ready to play
how i've lusted

a friend of my mother
won't leave me alone
and i've lusted
she don't look too bad
for a sixty year old
and i've lusted

my brother's ex-wife
is approachin' me too
but from her, i hid
cause she's two twenty two
but back in her day
she was something to view
and i lusted

if she still has her teeth
and her pit hair's not long
then i've lusted
if she ain't got big feet
and they don't smell too strong
then i've lusted

if red is her hair
and its freckles, she grows
if her head is bare
i'd get by, i suppose
in short, if she's livin'
and not truly gross
then i've lusted

yes, i have
many times
i mean, in my heart