Song Parodies -> If I Only Could Refrain
| Original Song Title: | "If I Only Had A Brain" |
| Original Performer: | Ray Bolger/The Wizard Of Oz |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Only Could Refrain" |
| Parody Written by: | Gianni Parmesiani |
I can shop online for hours
At sites like Eddie Bauer's
For things I'd love to gain
My husband's always yelling
All my stuff I should be selling
If I only could refrain
I'd sure purchase any item
Search on ad infinitum
my friends say I'm insane:
"With the dough you've been spending
World hunger would soon be ending
If you only could refrain"
Oh, I just have to buy
From any online store
So I search for things I really just adore
And then I click and buy some more
Yes, my closets I am stuffin'
My husband still is huffin'
My message here is plain
Bank accounts are at zero
'Melda Marcos is my hero
If I only could refrain
At sites like Eddie Bauer's
For things I'd love to gain
My husband's always yelling
All my stuff I should be selling
If I only could refrain
I'd sure purchase any item
Search on ad infinitum
my friends say I'm insane:
"With the dough you've been spending
World hunger would soon be ending
If you only could refrain"
Oh, I just have to buy
From any online store
So I search for things I really just adore
And then I click and buy some more
Yes, my closets I am stuffin'
My husband still is huffin'
My message here is plain
Bank accounts are at zero
'Melda Marcos is my hero
If I only could refrain
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Good one here, Gianni. Pacing is excellent, and overspending is something everyone can connect with. 555, and welcome to AmIRight. Beer's in the fridge.
Thanks, McKludge. It's good to be here.
I like your refrains.
Thank you, John, for refraining from the 1"s.
Nice effort here. I have 555 more pairs of shoes for you.
This is funny
My favorite 4-letter word: S~H~O~P .
nicely written....love the "ad infinitum"
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