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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had Some Hair"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:

Ray Bolger/Judy Garland (The Wizard of Oz)

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had Some Hair"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Vick

The Lyrics

I'm told it's androgenic
And not so photogenic
And baldness isn't rare
But, I'd look fit as fiddle
I could part it down the middle
If I only had some hair.

I'd be brushin', I'd be combin'
The locks upon my dome'n
With coiffitude so fair
With my mop resurrectin'
And my scalp not so reflectin'
If I only had some hair

Oh, I could spike it high
With products from the store
And a mullet like you've never seen before
But a skullett's all I manage anymore

I would shampoo and condition
With Style and exhibition
And customary care
I would say "please ta meetcha"
I am cured of Alopecia
If I only had some hair.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i like the vocabulary on this one...especially "skullet"...looking forward to seeing more from you
Ann Hammond - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
It's a lot of fun to sing to
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Britney should be singing this one. Iffy on the skullet line IMHO, but great all around!.
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is 'Hairlarious'. Very nice writing.
Micheal J. Priewe - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Egads, I can't get the lyrics out of my skullett!!! 5 5 5.... La la la

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