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Song Parodies -> "Killer Queen"
Original Song Title:
"Killer Queen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Killer Queen"
Parody Written by:
Teensabre
The Lyrics
She keeps a gun in her knickers
Daggers in her black fishnets
"Let them eat lead," she says
Not like Marie Antoinette
A built-in machete for anyone that's in her way
And anytime she'll make an offer you can't decline
Motorbikes and cigarettes
She don't got etiquette
But hell she do got a knife
She's a killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine,
Dynamite or a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your head off
(Anytime)
Handguns and a machete
A pistol and a razorblade
(Gonna die)
To avoid complications
She never keeps the same address
She quite likes carnage
But only if she makes the mess
Leave her with a chainsaw
And she'll be happy for sure
She likes the sound of metal
Because she's that way inclined
There's stains of blood down her new dress
But she just couldn't care less
She's not really very nice
Drop of a hat she's in through the door
Better get down on the floor
Or you'll be perm'nently out of action
Permanen-tal-ly out of gas
She'll absolutely drive you wild, wild
(She's out to get you!)
She's a killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine,
Dynamite or a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your head off
(Anytime)
Handguns and a machete
A pistol and a razorblade
(Gonna die)
You're gonna die
Daggers in her black fishnets
"Let them eat lead," she says
Not like Marie Antoinette
A built-in machete for anyone that's in her way
And anytime she'll make an offer you can't decline
Motorbikes and cigarettes
She don't got etiquette
But hell she do got a knife
She's a killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine,
Dynamite or a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your head off
(Anytime)
Handguns and a machete
A pistol and a razorblade
(Gonna die)
To avoid complications
She never keeps the same address
She quite likes carnage
But only if she makes the mess
Leave her with a chainsaw
And she'll be happy for sure
She likes the sound of metal
Because she's that way inclined
There's stains of blood down her new dress
But she just couldn't care less
She's not really very nice
Drop of a hat she's in through the door
Better get down on the floor
Or you'll be perm'nently out of action
Permanen-tal-ly out of gas
She'll absolutely drive you wild, wild
(She's out to get you!)
She's a killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine,
Dynamite or a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your head off
(Anytime)
Handguns and a machete
A pistol and a razorblade
(Gonna die)
You're gonna die
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Loved the parody. Is this the "Kill Bill" lady in this parody? Nobody should be left out a five on this one.
nice job..it evoked some amusing mental images
Thanks! I had quite a lot of fun writing it. . .after I had downed several bottles of Tesco's Tonic Water, of course. That definitely got the mental images trigger going. @Guy - I didn't actually write it about Uma Thurman, but I suppose it could apply to her. . .
How can you even call it a parody when you use half of the song in yours? And BTW - if the chorus is always the same, that's a good cure for insomnia. You should patent this parody for pyschological testing.
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