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Song Parodies -> "Don't Eat Me Twice"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Ask Me Twice"

Original Performer:

Porridge Radio

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat Me Twice"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how they do not eat twice!
I woke up
Food was gone
I walked around
I felt alone

I don't know
(I don't know)
I don't know
(I don't know)
I don't know
(I don't know)
I don't know
(I don't know)

It's been a long, long, long, long time
I still don't know what do you want to eat
It's been a long, long, long, long time
I am waiting for boys to get out of my mind

Oh, I woke up
Felt alone
I counted cream in my head
I don't know

I don't know
(I don't know)
I don't know
(I don't know)
I don't know
(I don't know)
I don't know
(I don't know)

Oh, I woke up and I was scared
So I made the time I eat chocolate
And I thought, ice, I need to eat some snack
Oh, shoot, there goes my ice cream food again
And I don't know what I'm doing anymore than I made
Yeah, you thought you knew
Well, I guess everybody did

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

Take me to Hell
Take me straight up

Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Oh, I don't know what I want
But I know what I want
Don't eat chocolate twice

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