Song Parodies -> Buff, The Horny Dragon
| Original Song Title: | "Puff, The Magic Dragon" |
| Original Performer: | Peter, Paul, and Mary |
| Parody Song Title: | "Buff, The Horny Dragon" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I realize this is quite repetitious in the chorus..but that's the way the original was done
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
Little Heidi Hotbreath swooned each time he passed
He clicked her switch and turned her on
And made her heart beat fast
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
One day he stopped and chatted
With the fiery female
Sure, he got an awful lot,
But, could always use more tail
He said, "My cave, or yours?"
His favorite pick up line
She did not play hard to get,
Just said, "I'm yours, be mine.."
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
So, Buff and Heidi romanced,
Passions tumbled free
How do dragons do such things?
Well, very carefully...
Buff was deeply smitten
Like he'd never been before
His "Love 'em, leave 'em" manner
Just left right out the door, oh!
They settle down, together
Domesticated, tight
Wondrously, they got along
And never fought a Knight
In their condo cave,
With lions as their pets
Live happy Buff, and Heidi
And their seven dragonettes. oh!
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Heidi's his she
Ice for their fridge, livin' on a ridge
Ever after, happily
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Heidi's his she
Ice for their fridge, livin on a ridge
Ever after, happily..
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
Little Heidi Hotbreath swooned each time he passed
He clicked her switch and turned her on
And made her heart beat fast
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
One day he stopped and chatted
With the fiery female
Sure, he got an awful lot,
But, could always use more tail
He said, "My cave, or yours?"
His favorite pick up line
She did not play hard to get,
Just said, "I'm yours, be mine.."
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely
So, Buff and Heidi romanced,
Passions tumbled free
How do dragons do such things?
Well, very carefully...
Buff was deeply smitten
Like he'd never been before
His "Love 'em, leave 'em" manner
Just left right out the door, oh!
They settle down, together
Domesticated, tight
Wondrously, they got along
And never fought a Knight
In their condo cave,
With lions as their pets
Live happy Buff, and Heidi
And their seven dragonettes. oh!
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Heidi's his she
Ice for their fridge, livin' on a ridge
Ever after, happily
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Heidi's his she
Ice for their fridge, livin on a ridge
Ever after, happily..
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Can't ask for much more than ice in the fridge and livin' on a ridge.
I'm dragon some fives your way.
Aww... sweet! 555.
favorite line ?...never fought a knight
Very cute and scans well at the round table...
Thanks, to Royce, Johnny, Susanna, alvin, and TJC
Livin' On a Ridge? Wasn't that an Aerosmith song? ;-) Very cute, AFW
Thanks, Kristof...not sure about the Aerosmith song
Johnny D! Wholly unexpected! And a huge scaly set of 5's to this parody!
it was fine but needs more sex.
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