Song Parodies -> If I Had A Trillion

Original Song Title:	"If I Had A Hammer"
Original Performer:	Peter Paul and Mary

Parody Song Title:	"If I Had A Trillion"
Parody Written by:	Tom Holly

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If I Had A Trillion (Dollars)

If I had a trillion
I'd buy in the morning
I'd buy in the evening
All over this land
I'd buy out bankers
I'd buy out lawyers
I'd buy out debts owed by my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had the power
I'd force it in the morning
I'd force it in the evening
All over this land
I'd force out bankers
I'd force out a lawyers
I'd force out debts owed by my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a gong
I'd gong it in the morning
I'd gong it in the evening
All over this land
I'd gong out bankers
I'd gong out a lawyers
I'd gong out debts owed by my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a trillion
And I've got the power
And I've got the force to use
All over this land
It's the trillion of justice
It's the power of freedom
It's the gong of debts owed by my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

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Song Parodies -> If I Had A Trillion

"If I Had A Hammer"

Peter Paul and Mary

"If I Had A Trillion"

Tom Holly

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