Song Parodies -> My Pants Did Break And Tear
| Original Song Title: | "Advance Australia Fair" |
| Original Performer: | Peter Dodds McCormick |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Pants Did Break And Tear" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
Prequel to this parody: www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem178.shtml
Original lyrics: www.pm.gov.au/aus_in_focus/nat_symbols/anthem.html
Original lyrics: www.pm.gov.au/aus_in_focus/nat_symbols/anthem.html
A shameful show that wasn't nice,
As I ate hungrily.
My bulbous hips did cause a rip,
Ass shown for all to see.
My pants unwound. A rupture split.
My booty is now bare.
From sizzling steaks in mayonnaise.
'Ex-pants' from choc éclairs.
My jodhpurs strained from fat stuffing.
My pants did break and tear!
I'll eat a stadium's worth of horse,
And boil their hearts with hams.
Milkshakes and caramel devoured.
Ballooning 'round the pants.
My hosiery size is X-Obese.
My trousers strain down there.
My poundage makes my shorts divide.
You all glance then wail 'Beware!'
My jodhpurs strained from fat stuffing.
My pants did break and tear!
As I ate hungrily.
My bulbous hips did cause a rip,
Ass shown for all to see.
My pants unwound. A rupture split.
My booty is now bare.
From sizzling steaks in mayonnaise.
'Ex-pants' from choc éclairs.
My jodhpurs strained from fat stuffing.
My pants did break and tear!
I'll eat a stadium's worth of horse,
And boil their hearts with hams.
Milkshakes and caramel devoured.
Ballooning 'round the pants.
My hosiery size is X-Obese.
My trousers strain down there.
My poundage makes my shorts divide.
You all glance then wail 'Beware!'
My jodhpurs strained from fat stuffing.
My pants did break and tear!
Many consider 'Advance Australia Fair' to be the Australian National Anthem.;)
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And of course, they did break and tear down under there.
It takes some onions -- bloomin' onions, apparently -- to write a parody of one's own national anthem. It takes a comedic genius to make it work. Love your new parody, Lee. Love your new parody. It got a lot o' laughin' from me, Lee. Love your new parody.
"Ex-pants' from choc éclairs" - that's a brilliant line - what, like us Aussies take offense at you parodying the anthem? - don't think so - who is Peter Dodds McCormick? - 555
Erm, I googled the national anthem to find out who originally wrote it and this is the name I got. Or it was the name of the guy who wrote the webpage.
Johnny D-LOL! You're caught up in a vicious cycle of reading parodies before they're submitted into competitions, so you have to read them again. Oh well, twice the enjoyment for you! ;)
Thanks, Michael! One look at my onions and most men cry!
Johnny D-LOL! You're caught up in a vicious cycle of reading parodies before they're submitted into competitions, so you have to read them again. Oh well, twice the enjoyment for you! ;)
Thanks, Michael! One look at my onions and most men cry!
Bonza, JARLB! Makes me want to come home...I've got a parody of AAF in the works, but this will take some beating. 555
Careful, Jake, Johnny D might make you an honorary longshoreman.
ARRRRRHH
Thanks Kristof, many say I also require a solid beating!
Ay, cap'n, it be a fine pleasure te work with ye!
Ay, cap'n, it be a fine pleasure te work with ye!
(Aust comp) I also loved the "Hosiery is X-obese" line Luke
(Aust comp) See above...or down under.
I see all the "down under" jokes have been made already... This beats hell out of the original, very good, Luke :-)
(OZCO) Great matching to the original lyrics!
Good job, Jake/Luke. I thought AAF was the National Anthem of Australia? If not, what is it?
"You just like me coz I'm good in bed" by The Skyhooks
Thanks, all! Peregrin: I was joking. There were heaps of comments about Waltzing Matilda being considered the Australian anthem, so I naturally applied this notion to AAF. I'll have to hear Stu's proposed anthem to truly decide, though...
Luke - if you're talking about "You just like me coz I'm good in bed" it's actually posted on M and P's website - (...I think! - it's mentioned at least - hence my dig)
Hence your dig? Are you sure you're talking Australian here?
my "dig" at M and P - it's a hobby of mine
"It's a hobby of mine"? Are you sure you're talking Australian here?
(second take) huh?
(please explain...)
(please explain...)
Yeah! And a bag of snapples!
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