Song Parodies -> Act Like You Ate The Vegetables
| Original Song Title: | "Accentuate The Positive" |
| Original Performer: | Perry Como |
| Parody Song Title: | "Act Like You Ate The Vegetables" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
You gotta' act like
you ate the vegetables
Don't show
you hate the vegetables,
Spoon 'em,
pretend they're wonderful
Feed 'em
to Shep, but don't be seen
"Could I have more, please?"
you gotta' ask your mom
She'll grab
the bowl and scoop ya' some
Smack lips,
and slowly rub your tum,
Play out
an Oscar winning scene..
"Mmm' broccoli,"
you make believe
Tho' to look at it,
makes ya' wanna' heave
You nearly do..
when you drop some on your sleeve..
(But, you know you better)
Act like
you ate the vegetables
Don't show
you hate the vegetables
Spoon 'em
pretend they're wonderful
(Then) Feed 'em
to Shep, and don't be seen
Feed 'em to Shep, and don't be seen
you ate the vegetables
Don't show
you hate the vegetables,
Spoon 'em,
pretend they're wonderful
Feed 'em
to Shep, but don't be seen
"Could I have more, please?"
you gotta' ask your mom
She'll grab
the bowl and scoop ya' some
Smack lips,
and slowly rub your tum,
Play out
an Oscar winning scene..
"Mmm' broccoli,"
you make believe
Tho' to look at it,
makes ya' wanna' heave
You nearly do..
when you drop some on your sleeve..
(But, you know you better)
Act like
you ate the vegetables
Don't show
you hate the vegetables
Spoon 'em
pretend they're wonderful
(Then) Feed 'em
to Shep, and don't be seen
Feed 'em to Shep, and don't be seen
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my favorite of the day
Thanks, alvin
Don't know the OS so cannot really vote, but I think it is a cute concept.
You know your mom will just make more vegetables. : ) Fun to sing along with.
If the greens taste yucky, you have prepared them wrong. Try next time brothing them instead of boiling. 555 grams of baked beans!
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