Booby Zoo, Booby Zoo
Held in captivity, each cage is for two
Booby Zoo, Booby "D"
I peek at them and they peak right back at me
Booby Zoo, Booby Zoo
These exhibitions just delight
Watchin' makes me "Oh" and "Ah"
I believe that's a "Z-bra"
Booby Zoo-in' it tonight..

I watch the big Boobs swayin'
And get a thrill, I always will
When they are displayed in their natural habitat
I always smile, I like each style
If they show cleavage, just a little
Or a lot, hot as a griddle
I'm happy as a kid at Disneyland...
My heart could jump thru hoops
And do the "Loop the Loops"
'Cause I'm a Booby Zoo-in kind a' man..

(Booby Zoo) Booby Zoo
(Booby Zoo) Booby Zoo
(Held in captivity, each cage is for two)
(Booby Zoo) Booby Zoo
(Booby Zoo) Booby "D"
(I peek at them and they peak right back at me)

Ohh, Booby Zoo, Booby Zoo
These exhibitions just delight
When they're bouncin' in their rooms
Some look just like Heidi Klum's
Booby Zoo-in it,...no lovlier sight..
If they need some handlers, too
I will volunteer, won't you?
Booby Zoo-in' it,
Booby Zoo-in' it,
Booby Zoo-in' it..tonight..