Song Parodies -> 'B' Caws
| Original Song Title: | "Because" |
| Original Performer: | Perry Como |
| Parody Song Title: | "'B' Caws" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
"B" Caws, my pet crow has
Imperfect speech
He slurs his words,
That's why each day I teach..
With hope that soon much better voiced, he'll be
"B" Caws, he calls to me
"B" Caws, he tries so hard
With split forked tongue
I still reward him for
All songs he's sung..
As through the dark of night he's flys so free
"B" Caws, he calls to me..
I'm glad God sent him down
From that big tree
I know, more "Caw caw" training
There must be
"B" Caws, but with just a few more sips of rum
"B" Caws, may "A" become !
"B" Caws, will "A" become !
Imperfect speech
He slurs his words,
That's why each day I teach..
With hope that soon much better voiced, he'll be
"B" Caws, he calls to me
"B" Caws, he tries so hard
With split forked tongue
I still reward him for
All songs he's sung..
As through the dark of night he's flys so free
"B" Caws, he calls to me..
I'm glad God sent him down
From that big tree
I know, more "Caw caw" training
There must be
"B" Caws, but with just a few more sips of rum
"B" Caws, may "A" become !
"B" Caws, will "A" become !
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Sorry I DKTOS here AFW but interesting parody.
And I am missing some important information I guess, cause I don't understand it...
I guess it is a little beyond third base...It's about a pet crow..their call is a "caw", right?.....mine has a lame one...that's why they're "B" caws a really cheesy pun on the original song, "Because"...by Perry Como..so old the sheet music was chiseled on stone slabs... but, thanks, Red And and Tim for commenting
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