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Song Parodies -> "Divas"

Original Song Title:

"Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peggy Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Divas"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

never know how much i loathe you
never know my true despair
claims that you have charm, astound me
i think these singers are too much to bear

i'm sick of divas
they're so ditzy...divas fill me up with fright
divas...stop the howling...divas don't seem too bright

talk shows in the daytime
and bistros in the night
i throw up when i hear their names
and you know i'll have bad dreams tonight

i'm sick of divas
when the lip sync...divas can go fly a kite
divas...got me snoring...those divas can take a hike

everybody hates the divas
they've no talent, we all know
divas are just the new thing
divas will begin to go

radio is full of it
apathy must be to blame
when i hear their voices 'round me..i say...
shut up, lady...you're so lame

i'm sick of divas
they're not sexy...divas never learn the truth
divas...hear these lies...divas think they're full of youth

countless hits pop up and haunt us
every day they're on the air
shocked, that no one tries to kill them
i say, ladies, you have sung your share

i'm sick of divas
all those misses
divas all sing tunes, that bite
divas...hear my hisses...oh ladies, please retire tonight

now, you've listened to my story
here's the point that i have made
chicks were born to grow up divas
but it don't mean they should serenade

i'm sick of divas
i dismiss them...divas never seem to learn
divas...what a fizzle
why not go to hell and burn
why not go to hell and burn
why not go to hell and burn
why not go to hell and burn

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Rick C - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll serenade you with 3 fives, ar...555
alvin rhodes - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick
Royce Miller - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad you got all that off your chest--and I like your last four lines.
alvin rhodes - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce
AFW - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I partly agree, alvin...however, I still think some divas are pretty sexy..
Phil Alexander - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
Olvan The Terrible - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh, I agree with your parody all the way! Fitting choice of OS, too; the late, great Peggy Lee was way ahead of all of those hacks.
Arwen - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Alvin...=) I've been called a Diva more than once...but I KNOW you weren't talking about me...hehehe...; )
Adagio - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like this parody, Alvin. Reminds me of a choir director/singer that I used to have that fancied herself young and a great singer...ack!! 5's for your talent!
Stuart McArthur - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
well, Cher speaks VERY highly of YOU, Alvin - you should apologise immediately - ah, if only we could turn back time to a pre-Diva era - was there ever such a time? - 555
Kristof Robertson - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the OS, and quite fond of this parody as well! 555
alvin rhodes - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW phil olvan arwen (yes, i meant those other UNTALENTED divas) ...thanks, adagio stuart and kristof

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