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Song Parodies -> "The Ballot of Jeb Bush"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"

Original Performer:

Paul Henning

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballot of Jeb Bush"

Parody Written by:

Robert J. Pagliaro

The Lyrics

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jeb
Unknown son who left Brother Dub-a-ya for dead
And then one day while eatin' with the 'rents
Barbara said she wanted two pres-i-dents
Both Bushes, that is. George and Dub-ya

Well the next thing ya know little Jeb's on the go
Kin folk said, "Jeb win it for your bro"
Said Palm Beach is the place it ought to be
So they loaded up the wagon with votes from the el-der-ly
Blue Hairs, that is. Gore pros, Hitler Foes.

Ole Dubya got the mansion, Greek letters on the door
And now the rest of the country is really really poor
Lotsa folks objected but the Bushes found no fault
'Cause little brother fixed it and never got caught
Chads, that is. Fuzzy Ballots, Close the polls.

And now it's time to say hello to Jeb and all his kin
They'd like to thank Ralph Nader for helpin' them to win
Y'all can vote again someday the fix will still be in
And stranger things have happened so even Jeb might win.
Dynasty, that is. Monarchy, Texas Style.
Y'all come back now, hear!

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