-> "The Ballad of Osama Bin Laden"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Osama Bin Laden"
Come and listen to a story bout O-sa-ma Bin
Saudi millionaire who thought terror wasn't sin
Then one day with the backing of Iraq
Osama Bin Laden ordered an attack
Hijacks that is, New York, Terror style.
Well the next thing you know our bombs were in the air,
Qaida folk said "Bin move away from there"
Said "New York is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the camel and moved to NYC.
Apple, that is. Sinning fools, gir-lie bars.
George Dubya kept on bombing, just wouldn't stop the war
And now that little country isn't anymore
Lots of folks defected due east to Pakistan
And barbers made a killing without the Taliban
Beards that is, Shaving cream, razor blades
And now its true we just don't know where O-la-den has been.
Some say he drives a taxi, perhaps one you were in.
You're all invited out to view his old locality
In case you didn't hear it, its now a deep blue sea
Afghan Sea that is. Have a swim, Take your Burka off
You'll come back, hear.
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