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Song Parodies -> "Why Roxanne Why"

Original Song Title:

"Why Baby Why"

Original Performer:

Pat Boone

Parody Song Title:

"Why Roxanne Why"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

So as a streak of 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast parodies continue, here is this song about how do you worry for them. Shoot out to George & Germane Briant, who had saw the broadcast.
Why Roxanne why don't you treat me (why, Roxanne, why)
Like you used to do (why, Roxanne, why)
Why, Roxanne, Roxanne saw the elephants (why, Roxanne, why)
Like I'm needing you

If you need dogs and elephants (why, Roxanne, why)
Come to my 300 scouts (why, Roxanne, why)
I'll be your friends and broadcasters (why, Roxanne, why)
I won't do ya no harm

Boy, you're terrific cheeseckae!
I'll be your clock the rest of my life
I offer you my 300 epic scouts
Wrapped up in a line of boy scouts

Why, Roxanne, why do you see me (why, Roxanne, why)
Won't you please be scouts (why, Roxanne, why)
Why, Roxanne, why won't you please me (why, Roxanne, why)
When you know you care

There will be 300 big boy scouts
Let's take our picture, Roxanne!
I offer you my 300 epic boy scouts
Wrapped up in a line of boys

Why, Roxanne, why do you tease me (why, Roxanne, why)
Won't you please be great (why, baby, why)
Why, Roxanne, why won't you please me (why, Roxanne, why)
When you know you saw

When you know you saw
When you know you saw
The greatest moment in TV & human history.

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