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Song Parodies -> "Can't You Ever Spell My First Name?"

Original Song Title:

"My Bologna Has a First Name"

Original Performer:

Oscar Meyer Weiners

Parody Song Title:

"Can't You Ever Spell My First Name?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My aunt and uncle never remember my name. This will help.
You're my aunt and you're my uncle
You've known me all my life
And yet, you haven't learned my name
It's causes me some strife
Oh, I correct you every time you greet
And the next time we happen to meeeeeeeeeeet
I'll wear a name tag
So you see
I'm V-A-L-E-R-I-E!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   2
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Bob - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
So your real name is Valerie?
David Chrenko - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked your little p-a-r-o-d-y. I liked it berry, berry much - that's why I gave you 5's. I'd love to sing it every day - But I can't do it. Anyway . . .. My first name isn't spelled, you see . . . V-A-L-E-R-I-E.
Duffy - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Bob, it is my real name! And thanks, David, for the sing-back!
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Noticed your new. Welcome to the site
kelaal - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
lol, very cute. i like it :)
Valerie - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
So I was looking for the person who mad up the bolonga song and I saw this parody thing and clicked on it and it kinda freaked me out cause my name is Valerie spelled exactly like that yeaaaa I dunno
Nutty Bird - October 08, 2017 - Report this comment

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