Song Parodies -> I'm A Delinquent Juvenile
| Original Song Title: | "I Cain't Say No" |
| Original Performer: | Oklahoma! Cast |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm A Delinquent Juvenile" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo Jay |
When Broadway Musicals Collide, Part V: West Side Story's 'Gee, Officer Krupke' done to the tune of the song from 'Oklahoma!'...
[Riff]
I'm a delinquent juvenile -
I ain't no juvenile saint!
Take off a load and sit a while
While I explain why I ain't...
See, my daddy's always unemployed,
My mommy always likes to sleep around,
And they tell me they'll overjoyed
When finally I'm six feet underground!
As a delinquent juvenile,
I know my fate has been sealed -
I sleep, and I fight and I steal
(It all has a certain appeal!)
I'm juvenile!
How's a kid turn out
When his pa's a junkie,
And ma's so dumb she
Thinks you ain't her kid?
Did ya ever think
That them punks you hated
Was just frustrated?
Betcha never did!
What if you had the life I have
Instead a the one you got?
Would you still think that I'm so bad?
Prob'ly not!
Where will I be when I'm eighteen,
End of the juvenile trail...
Maybe I'll end up in jail
For certain, I won't be at Yale!
I'm juvenile!
I'm a delinquent juvenile -
I ain't no juvenile saint!
Take off a load and sit a while
While I explain why I ain't...
See, my daddy's always unemployed,
My mommy always likes to sleep around,
And they tell me they'll overjoyed
When finally I'm six feet underground!
As a delinquent juvenile,
I know my fate has been sealed -
I sleep, and I fight and I steal
(It all has a certain appeal!)
I'm juvenile!
How's a kid turn out
When his pa's a junkie,
And ma's so dumb she
Thinks you ain't her kid?
Did ya ever think
That them punks you hated
Was just frustrated?
Betcha never did!
What if you had the life I have
Instead a the one you got?
Would you still think that I'm so bad?
Prob'ly not!
Where will I be when I'm eighteen,
End of the juvenile trail...
Maybe I'll end up in jail
For certain, I won't be at Yale!
I'm juvenile!
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