Song Parodies -> Anaconda
| Original Song Title: | "Frere Jacques" |
| Original Performer: | Nursery rhyme |
| Parody Song Title: | "Anaconda" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
Welcome to the Brazilian rainforest.
Anaconda, anaconda
Giant snake, see his wake
swimming in the river
he will make you shiver
So take care
And beware
Capybara, capybara
What is that? Giant rat?
Rodent of a king size
having one is not nice
at backyard
with no ward
What's that big cat, what's that big cat
Jaguar!
- near your car!
Quickly get now in house
soon you'll gonna be mouse
or a rat
for that cat
Red piranha, red piranha
little fish bit freakish
swimming in a big school
creating a whirlpool
when it eats
what it meets
Giant otter, giant otter
swims in creek
- have a peek
his length is two metres
ain't afraid of skeeters
his main dish
is the fish
See that reptile, see that that reptile
lurk in stream - does not dream
while he looks like lumber
he's not taking slumber
he's cayman
swim he can
Giant snake, see his wake
swimming in the river
he will make you shiver
So take care
And beware
Capybara, capybara
What is that? Giant rat?
Rodent of a king size
having one is not nice
at backyard
with no ward
What's that big cat, what's that big cat
Jaguar!
- near your car!
Quickly get now in house
soon you'll gonna be mouse
or a rat
for that cat
Red piranha, red piranha
little fish bit freakish
swimming in a big school
creating a whirlpool
when it eats
what it meets
Giant otter, giant otter
swims in creek
- have a peek
his length is two metres
ain't afraid of skeeters
his main dish
is the fish
See that reptile, see that that reptile
lurk in stream - does not dream
while he looks like lumber
he's not taking slumber
he's cayman
swim he can
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555. I believe it is appropriate to quote Axl Rose now: "Down in the jungle, welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your-- It's gonna bring you DOWN! HUAH!"
I really liked this ;-) 5s
very nice. good job 555
delightfully goofy and fun to sing along with...5s
555, and I echo YAD's comment.
One of Jennifer Lopez's better movies. Unfortunately.
BIG, HUGE, thumbs-up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not bad...I was hoping you'd refer to the giant cat as a Rapa...but then I realized that Matthew Reilly made those up. And yes, I'm rambling...and you don't care. Sorry. Nice job.
This had me crackin up all the way through. 555.
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