Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o
That did cause a lot of rants, ee-i-ee-i-o
Lefties wooed and audience booed
Disney as porn was almost sued;
Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o

Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o
That's immoral, those folks said, ee-i-ee-i-o
Lefties cried and messed and whined
Thought they'd Donald Duck K-lined
Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o

Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o
That's a family model bad, ee-i-ee-i-o
Lefties said and statement made
libraries should have Disney forbade
Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o

Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o
Bad for child who role model seeks, ee-i-ee-i-o
They are wimps and they are nerds,
Lefties said, they are social re-tards
Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o
He's example of the Yankee muck, ee-i-ee-i-o
Exploits the poor and Don shows the door
He yearns for money all the more and more
Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o

Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o
Disney will make you retard, ee-i-ee-i-o
It's brainwash and Yankee trash
and Disney will get all your cash
Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o

If you think this song is fun, ee-i-ee-i-o
Common sense it just has none, ee-i-ee-i-o
I can tell you this story is true,
Some people just can't tell tales from truth
Some folks have their wits far gone, ee-i-ee-i-eo