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Song Parodies -> "300 Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"Transfusion"

Original Performer:

Nervous Norvus

Parody Song Title:

"300 Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the 300 boy scouts who had enjoyed that particular broadcast all over New York in 1951 on the "Beat the Clock" broadcast.
Zoooommm
Tooling down in New York doing 1951
The 300 boy scouts came onto here for them
Hey man someone give them a ticket

300 scouts 300 scouts
I'm watching everybody coming to the show
Never never never gonna watch again
Let us watch the show Bud

I make the way to the huge elephants
I gotta make the way all the center of taking pictures
I make the time you have seen the assistants

300 scouts 300 scouts
Oh man I have seen Roxanne there taking it
Never never never gonna take again
Taking the picture for them Roxanne

My scout on the way and it's made of time
But I'm a huge cool boy scout who takes elephants
I'ma gonna pass a scout on the time ahead

300 scouts 300 scouts
My time who was taking pictures for enjoyment
Never never never gonna take again
Take them to their home booth Bern

I watched the 300 boy scouts taking care
I can see skunks, Congressman or dogs all along
There's a big looking elephant who came all over the time

300 scouts 300 scouts
I'm looking the time in order to take their pictures
I'ma never never never gonna take again
Let us speak all over along Mark

A time to go along for them Danny coming along
Oh when you see me taking better start to take
I'ma taking their pictures for them in order to enjoy

300 scouts 300 scouts
Oh time for a ticket for nearly finishing in NY
I'm never never never gonna take again
I have won it over Danny

I'm ending the program so scouts could go back
I'm passing everybody oh nothing but scouts
Man outta my way I would go watch it over

300 scouts 300 scouts
Oh come on all of the scouts were going home
I'm never never never gonna watch again
Put a camera in me Jerome

Oh it's time for the 300 scouts to go home
But everybody had to record the show
So remember to watch up now
Hey network owners
Make the kinescopes destroyed
Outta here

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Me - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
This is absolutely brilliant! You are one of the best ever authors to ever grace this site! 555s all round!
Arch Vile - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
Weird. What happened to Last Man Standing, Carole Lombard, and the Briants? I guess a new trio replaced them: “I can see skunks, Congressman or dogs all along”. Hey, I wonder if that Congressman is George Santos?
Phil Ossifer - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
I was going to suggest that Captain Copy/Paste add Sally Eilers to his S.S. Clipboard next, but I decided to refrain from doing so. It appears that Skippers George & Germaine Briant have taken a well-earned vacation from watching the same stupid TV show about Boy Scouts, and their (inflection is everything here...) raging hormones. Guess they decided to “jump ship”. This was old hat by the Summer of last year, yet he still continues to beat a dead horse. Is Copycat still trying to reach that last ex-AmIRight member who decided to chuck civilization and commune with wolves?
Skipper George Briant, S.S. Clipboard - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
Captain Copy/Paste, the ship can’t keep on floating with 300 Boy Scouts, elephants and other animals, the “Last Man Standing” cast, and scantily-clad assistants. You expect us to keep on continuing on this Noah's Ark ripoff? Me and Germaine are going to have to jump ship!
Duc4AmIRight - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments all! It is most appreciated!!!

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