Song Parodies -> Wanna Pizza?
| Original Song Title: | "Mona Lisa" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wanna Pizza?" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
Wanna pizza? Wanna pizza? Who could blame you?
Would you like it, maybe, in the deep-dish style?
How "bout Tony's pepperoni, would that tame you?
Oh what, on our pizza, strange mess, should we pile?
Many styles to ponder over on a pizza
Let's just sit today, outside it's snowin' hard
Many times they've been brought to our doorstep
There's a guy there, with a pie there
Hot, not warm, please, no veal! Wanna pizza?
There's just some old baloney, liverwurst or tarts?
(musical interlude with-a lotsa mozzarella)
Though we're miles from Tony's oven, wanna pizza?
There's no need to take a ride to open hearth
Like a dream, they are brought to your doorstep
There's a guy there, with a pie there
Through the storm, such a deal. Wanna pizza?
It's just a call to Tony, love we work so hard
Wanna pizza?
Wanna pizza?
Would you like it, maybe, in the deep-dish style?
How "bout Tony's pepperoni, would that tame you?
Oh what, on our pizza, strange mess, should we pile?
Many styles to ponder over on a pizza
Let's just sit today, outside it's snowin' hard
Many times they've been brought to our doorstep
There's a guy there, with a pie there
Hot, not warm, please, no veal! Wanna pizza?
There's just some old baloney, liverwurst or tarts?
(musical interlude with-a lotsa mozzarella)
Though we're miles from Tony's oven, wanna pizza?
There's no need to take a ride to open hearth
Like a dream, they are brought to your doorstep
There's a guy there, with a pie there
Through the storm, such a deal. Wanna pizza?
It's just a call to Tony, love we work so hard
Wanna pizza?
Wanna pizza?
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This is seasoned just right...clever idea and lines...five toppings
This tune is a hit; 5s for this pleaser 'bout pies.
You're topping my list today, Rick. Not mush room for improvement... Give you the $5.55 special, delivered to your score.
Lotsa good-a lines-a!!
i can get behind a pizza parody...it is, of course, the perfect food
Very good idea and writing.
great subs, great idea, great food, great 'dcheese, Rick - 555
Loved the interlude... Maybe we should open an Italian restaurant. Olive to come up with more parodies for it... 5s for "slice of life" song.
Stuart, "subs", "great'd" - grate!!!
Stuart, "subs", "great'd" - grate!!!
Thanks everybody. I appreciate it. :-)
No Tony's pizza around here, I'll have to go to Dominos. I gave you the 555 deal here.
Pizza-riffic!
Thank you, Jack and Larry.
I like yours better. when do we eat?
Rick, we'll eat when we meet. That, for me, would be a treat.
(ABC) Still a delicious classic!
(ABC3) Mamma mia!
(ABC3W) For my birthday today, I had a deep-dish American Hot with candles in it. So I can definitely relate to this parody. 555
A pizza parody you can't refuse!
(ABC3-W) See above! A deep dish with pepperoni, pineapple and jalapenos sounds like dinner tomorrow night...
ABC3- DKTOS but that was awesome. 5-5-5
Delicious Parody!
(ABC) see above - very nice work, Rick, and the extensive syllable-matching to the OS managed to work without being clunky which is a difficult task - fave syllable-matching: "There's just some old baloney, liverwurst or tarts" - lol - 555
(ABC) Tasty! Though I don't think I'd ever want to eat a pizza with "baloney, liverwurst or tarts" on it...
(ABC) First, Mike McVey made me hungry for ice cream. Now I want pizza. Who would have thought reading parodies would be so fattening? Good work. It was a slice.
(ABC3) If it turns into poo!
poomsater, shut up please. I don't think you need to find something schatological to say on every parody.
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