Song Parodies -> I Love Bare Ass
| Original Song Title: | "I Love Paris" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Love Bare Ass" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Everytime it comes down,
My sweet lady's gown
A devilish gleam, my eyes send
Then, I give out a cheer
For her dear "Ah" rear
And my preferred stock's Diva'd end
I love Bare Ass in the springtime
I love Bare Ass in the fall
I love Bare Ass in the summer
When it tinkles
I love Bare Ass in the winter
When it crinkles
I love Bare Ass every moment
When it's on my lady fair
I love Bare Ass,
Why oh why
Do I love Bare Ass
Because my love is Bare
My sweet lady's gown
A devilish gleam, my eyes send
Then, I give out a cheer
For her dear "Ah" rear
And my preferred stock's Diva'd end
I love Bare Ass in the springtime
I love Bare Ass in the fall
I love Bare Ass in the summer
When it tinkles
I love Bare Ass in the winter
When it crinkles
I love Bare Ass every moment
When it's on my lady fair
I love Bare Ass,
Why oh why
Do I love Bare Ass
Because my love is Bare
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touching
Taken another way, it could be a song for bestiality; "ass" was the origial name for the donkey before "ass" and the word "arse" (the true word for the derriere) came to sound almost alike by the late 1700s... but I digress. J'aime le cul nu!
"preferred stock's Diva'd end" is the best line of the new year and it might remain so 363 days from now.
Thanks, alvin, Diddims, and John
I am ass igning this 5's
Thanks, carol
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