I was Circuit Court Judge,
Takin' kickbacks, galore
Undercover sting nailed me,
Don't Get To Pound Much, Anymore..

Shipped me off to the Hootch,
Took my gavel away,
Changed my robe to a jumpsuit
Don't Get To Pound Much, Anymore..

Five to fifteen,
Appeals...ain't much hope
Showers are mean,
Don't ever drop the soap...

Got a cellmate called, Moose
Six two,...three eighty four
Now-a-days I'm the poundee,
Don't Get To Pound Much, Anymore...

Nasty latrines,
And dirty tin cups
Just hope I ain't seen,
By any old,"Sent Up's"

Got a cellmate called, Moose
Six two,....three eighty four
Now-a-days I'm the poundee,
Don't Get To Pound Much, Anymore...