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Song Parodies -> "The Forest Animals' Christmas Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Forest Animals' Christmas Song"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Wingnuts boasting how they open fire
On bucks sleeping with their does
Steel-tipped arrows, being strung, blithely fired
And dopes dressed-up like G.I. Joes

Every Bubba knows
Some jerky, and,
A cup o' joe
Helps to make it through the night
Mindless sots, drinkin' rye 'til they doze
Will find it hard to aim tonight

They know Game Warden's on his way
They've loaded lots of noisy bullets all to slay
And every Bubba-guy
Is gonna try
To see if maimed deer
Bleed in snow while they die

And so
We're offering
This simple plea,
Us stags and bucks,
Fawns, ducks, and moose

Oh don't make us dead,
Any time,
Any way -
Merry Christmas ... don't shoot

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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AFW - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny! and a good plea for animal rights...You hit the target at 555
Steve K. - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, gotta save 8 of those bucks (and maybe a 9th with his shiny nose) for Santa.
Arwen - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I totally come from a hunting family...and have hunted quite a bit myself...we're not all that bad...
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW and Steve K., thanks very much.

Arwen - - - that's OK with me - - - you'll see the parody is strictly from the point-of-view of the animals themselves, not from any personal political agenda of a human....I go fishing, and I consider fishing to be the moral equivalent of hunting, so as a fisherman I have no qualms about hunting.
John Barry - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I've heard that the majority of human hunting deaths involve fat out-of-shape guys having heart attacks when they attempt to haul their kill out of the woods.
Tim Mayfield - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Christmas songs galore today. Wonder if I should get my mothballs out. Wonderful. I see you're targeting 5's.
Ashkicksass - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Aiming for Arwen's heart, eh Johnny? Well, I liked it...
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
a "well-executed" parody...hilarious and heartfelt at the same time
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever OS choice, tight pacing, funny depiction of over-zealous hunters...you've bagged yourself some 5's!
Scathe - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
More 5's for you, Johnny. My favorite part: Mindless sots, drinkin' rye 'til they doze Will find it hard to aim tonight
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, AFW, Steve, Arwen, John, Tim, Ashkicksass, Alvin, Ingeborg, and Scathe.
Stuart McArthur - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it a lot Johnny - well made points with great imagery - great idea too 555
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart!
Meriadoc - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed my head off at this one Johnny - good job!

Oh, and did you ever see our 'hunting' parody?



We have it on Soundclick too. :-)
John Jenkins - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody, JD. PETA might want to make use of this song, but there is another side to the issue. Wildlife Officials claim hunting to be a critical part of wildlife management, i.e., without hunting, some animals would starve to death. And, poachers are criminals and ARE prosecuted.
Cookie-man - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
RUN BAMBI RUN!!! Excellent work Johnny! I give this a 5-5-5!
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry - which hunting parody are you referring to?

Thank you, John Jenkins - and I completely agree that wise environmental stewardship through wildlife population management via controlled culling is absolutely necessary....it's the responsibility of the human race to do so, since we humans are responsible for reducing wildlife habitat to the point where animals would indeed sometimes starve themselves out if their numbers go beyond what their reduced habitat can support. And I am glad that poachers are brought to justice - those dimwitted and greedy criminals are the villains in this parody.

Thanks Cookie-man! Of course, in the James Bond movie "Diamonds Are Forever", "Bambi" and "Thumper" take on a whole new meaning...... ;-)
Meriadoc - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, for some reason it was missing, even tho' I typed it in:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/neildiamond18.shtml
Kristof Robertson (aka Thumper) - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You almost make me want to hand in my NRA (UK chapter) membership!! :-) 555

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