Song Parodies -> I Glove You (for Proctological Resons)
| Original Song Title: | "I Love You (for Sentimental Reasons)" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Glove You (for Proctological Resons)" |
| Parody Written by: | Eye1zLotto |
This is dedicated to all men everwhere who dread their annual prostate examination. Am I right, guys?
I Glove You
I glove you, for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart
I glove you, and you go home bent at the knee
Please don't think of it as surgery
I pray that you don't fart
I shrink of that view while boring
Probe you left and right
Snarling, I'm never timely
A chamber with no light
I glove you for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart
I glove you for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart
I glove you, for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart
I glove you, and you go home bent at the knee
Please don't think of it as surgery
I pray that you don't fart
I shrink of that view while boring
Probe you left and right
Snarling, I'm never timely
A chamber with no light
I glove you for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart
I glove you for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart
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Ouch!
Don't know the original song, do know the ol'clinical prong.
Johnny D, I'll have to look up the prong song. This is one of Nat's all-time great love melodies. You should look it up and play it and then come back to this. Enjoy. Eye1
This isn't a Michael Jackson parody?
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