-> "Knit Myself A Sweater"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter"
Parody Song Title:
"Knit Myself A Sweater"
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down
And Knit Myself A Sweater,
The color will be black and blue
It's gonna compliment my shoes,
It's gonna look just like a bruise,
Some fancy stitches, gonna pearl 'em
Show those bitches, I can curl 'em
Watch all the passersby
Flash eye and portray jealous,
Strollin' Broadway in a mile of style..
And feelin' cocky like I OD'd on Cialus
...Maybe next I''ll knit a nice...argyle
Who said us guys can't knit?
Hey, we can do it better,
In closets home, I've sewn..a pile..
From extra large size to petite,
My friends all think they're really neat
Knit one for my pet, now "Shep's" Wooly
Old Teddy..would say, Bully!
I won't just sit and tweet
My time away with Twitter..
I'll fetch my sewing basket out..then I'll
Just go and sit right down
and knit myself a sweater,
This time I might knit a nice...argyle..
Yeah, this time I might knit a nice argyle.
(Shooby dooby dooby doo)
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