Song Parodies -> Diarrhea
| Original Song Title: | "Mona Lisa" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "Diarrhea" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea,
They have named you
As the choice for rump's voice in distress
Like a cannon
With no plannin'
An un-aimed you..
Fires un-expectedly to make a mess..
People hate you,
Low they rate you, Diarrhea
No one's ever quite prepared for your rude start..
You puff in like some breeze thru a window,
Then explode here..
On commode here..
You're a storm
Bodies form, Diarrhea,
To make an otherwise most perfect day depart..
One unwelcome,
Trip to talcum, Diarrhea,
Such a sleazy side of mother nature's art..
Like an abstract of Pablo Picasso,
Flaunting sass, so
Despised, as so..
Kings or apes,
Naught excapes..Diarrhea,
You make an otherwise most perfect day depart..
You make my otherwise most perfect day....depart..
Diarrhea,
They have named you
As the choice for rump's voice in distress
Like a cannon
With no plannin'
An un-aimed you..
Fires un-expectedly to make a mess..
People hate you,
Low they rate you, Diarrhea
No one's ever quite prepared for your rude start..
You puff in like some breeze thru a window,
Then explode here..
On commode here..
You're a storm
Bodies form, Diarrhea,
To make an otherwise most perfect day depart..
One unwelcome,
Trip to talcum, Diarrhea,
Such a sleazy side of mother nature's art..
Like an abstract of Pablo Picasso,
Flaunting sass, so
Despised, as so..
Kings or apes,
Naught excapes..Diarrhea,
You make an otherwise most perfect day depart..
You make my otherwise most perfect day....depart..
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Rumbling with laughter there! Yeah, having diarrhea is one of the worst ailments to have next to food poisoning. Diarrhea is very common, especially in the Philippines. Another thing that came to mind is hemorrhoids, dysentery, amebiasis, etc. I remembered having amebiasis during my travels in the Philippines, and it's no picnic in the park! Enjoyed your parodies on bathroom humor since "Poop De Poo" and "Get Me To The Stool On Time!" Here's 555 caplets of Imodium AD!
Listen up Sir L'Air de Edge, The Duke oDiarhea: Take one teaspoon o'cooked Coffee grounds w/2 TableSpoons o'Honey . . . Old Austrian recipe for the big "D".
'Diarhhea' to a love song, :D Now that's funny!! 5's
I can't believe you would post this Sh*t! LOLO (5-5-5)
What Adagio said. Next: Enuresis?
Very good and very funny. 5s. John Barry: "Encopresis" would be another good one, that's voluntary defecation outside of a toilet or bedpan if I'm not mistaken.
Sir L'AIR de Farce, I hope that you are OK, Sir SatyrMayor, Le duke oEdge, as we haven't heard from you this week . .. ? ! ?
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