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Song Parodies -> "S.W.A.L.K."

Original Song Title:

"Talk"

Original Performer:

Nathan Pine

Parody Song Title:

"S.W.A.L.K."

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

During WW2 the lovers often wrote on their letters acronyms like S.W.A.K., S.W.A.L.K., B.U.R.M.A. and N.O.R.I.C.H. as well as XOXO. This started out as phrases of love which could be taken by the enemy for codes concerning troop locations, so acronyms were substituted for love and affection. The troops waited for these for morale boosting more than stacks of Nudy cards and pin-up posters!!!
World War II
Fighting overseas
Where’s my honey?
Does she still love me?

I wait and wait
So many weeks
Naked cards, pin-up stars
I just can’t sleep

Then mail-call
I wait to hear my name
A letter from home
Does she feel the same?

(Chorus)
S.W.A.L.K.
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
S.W.A.L.K
From the girl I miss
XOXO
Oh how I love her so!

I’m in France
Miss the USO
But into Germany
We all have to go

Fighting is intense
Worse I ever seen
Death everywhere
What’s happening?

Then mail-call
I wait to hear my name
A letter from home
Does she feel the same?

(Chorus)
S.W.A.L.K.
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
S.W.A.L.K
From the girl I miss
XOXO
Oh how I love her so!

Finally, VE-Day
On a ship, on my way
Back into your loving arms
That’s where I’m gonna stay

Can’t believe I made it
Back home- all this way
Girl, you carried me
With your letters, day-by-day

I recall:

The mail-call
I waited to hear my name
A letter from home
You still felt the same!!!

(Chorus)
S.W.A.L.K.
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
S.W.A.L.K
From the girl I miss
XOXO
Oh how I love her so!

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David Copper - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Pardon my ignorance, but what does the BURMA and NORICH stand for???
Rob Arndt - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lives/Lasts And Never Dies ITALY - I Trust And Love You or I'm Thinking About Loving You FRANCE - Friendship Remains And Never Can End BURMA - Be Undressed/Upstairs Ready My Angel[2] MALAYA - My Ardent Lips Await Your Arrival EGYPT - Eager to Grab Your Pretty Tits[2] NORWICH - (k)Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home BOLTOP - Better On Lips Than On Paper ENGLAND - Every Naked Girl Loves A Naked Dick CAPSTAN - Can A Prick Stand Twice A Night And think- all before the Internet!!!
Snowbird - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Cute song Robert, XXXXXOOOOO!
WCJ - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Try this one, R.W.A.T.F. -(Rated With All Three Fives) ;-) Great Job! :-)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
yup

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