Sleigh bells ring
No one's listening
In my brain
Frost is glistening
It's July, but we know
It's ninety below
In a Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Was it George?
Was it Saddam?
Who sent the temperature to the bottom?
Nothing else is the same
But we can still pass the blame
In this Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Instead of babies, we can all make snowmen
To help the population get ahead
Will environmentalists bother us? Hey, no, man!
But that's only because they're all dead...

To keep warm
We'll conspire
As we dream
Of a fire
The sun will break through
In a century of two
Lighting up a Nuclear Winter Wonderland