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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Rich Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Black Parade"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Rich Parade"

Parody Written by:

raishinn

The Lyrics

I made this to piss my classmate off who apparently hates being called rich.
When I was a rich boy,
My Father took me to the city,
To see a marching bank.

He said, "Son when, you grow up,
Would you be the savior of the homeless,
The bankrupt and the poor?"

He said, "Will you defeat them,
The robbers and all the tax evaders,
The taxes they haven’t paid?”

"Because one day, I leave you,
with money to lead you in the summer,
To join the rich parade."

When I was a rich boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching bank.

He said, "Son, when you grow up,
Would you be the savior of the homeless,
the bankrupt and the poor?"

Sometimes I get the feeling she's spending my money,
And other times I feel like I should buy.
When, through it all, the rise and fall,
My money’s in the street.
And when you're broke we want you all to know,

We'll carry cash, we'll carry cash.
Though you're poor and broke, believe me,
Your will always carry cash,

We'll carry cash
And my wallet can't contain it,
My accountant won't explain it.

And we will send you reeling from bankruptcy
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it green and look real keen,
Let's shout it loud and clear
Do you buy it to the end?
We hear the call to, to carry cash;

We'll carry cash.
And though you're poor and broke, believe me,
I will always carry cash,
Carry cash
And though you're bankrupt and defeated
Your weary accountant counts cash.

And you keep on spending my money
Oh

Disappointed faces of your peers,
Oh,

Take a look at me, cause I really need my cash;

Buy or sell, I’ll never pay you.
Cause my friends always take my cash.
You can try; you'll never outrich me.
want it all, you gotta buy this part;
I won't donate or say I'm sorry
I'm not ashamed, I'll show my credit card
You're the coin, for all the bankrupt
Listen here, because it’s just that...
I'm just really rich! I'm not a hero!
Just a man, who's filthy rich;
Just really rich, I'm not a hero!
I’M SO RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so rich! I’m so rich!.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me,
I will take all of your cash, all of your cash.
And though you're bankrupt and defeated,
Your weary accountant marches on,

(Sung repeatedly x6)
Buy or sell, I’ll never pay you.
Cause my friends always take my cash.
You can try; you'll never outrich me.
want it all, I'm gonna buy this part

I’m so rich! (This plays in the background)


(Ends in this)
I’m so rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pacing: 3.7
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emu - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
REALLY weak parody. It was pathetically trying to keep the pace, but was terrible. Wasn't really funny, either.

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