-> "Mercury Stubborn"
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There's nothing halfway about the middle school of Pa-Wa-Lu
No one has knew, 'till this one day on the news
There's a kids at the school, your average go to the school with homework
And he also brought some weird metalic goo
It can be found in the local thermometer in the garden
Now they'll pardon him for trying to be cool
And it's a toxic element he brought for the hell of it
And after the day, he'll be a giant fool
But what the heck, you're welcome from a Douglas student
You just sent your schoolmates to the local looney bin
Next time you shouldn't bring mercury to school
Amd then you'll be in juvie hall
STUDENT: Hey, whatcha' got?
MERCURY KID: Just some mercury.
STUDENT: Can I cap my tooth with it? Gotta have the bling bling!
MERCURY KID: Close your eyes and hold ut your hands, teacher.
TEACHER: Okay. (splat) What is it?
MERCURY KID: Mercury!
You can go down to the court and you visit the jail attendence
With a sentence ranging twenty years to life
You're just so by-God crazy even just before putting it
In ev'ryone's hands, dude, somebody could've died
So they'll put you in jail
'Cause you knew it was toxic
Just don't look Bubba in the eye
But what the heck, you moron, school's contaminated
Now, I'm really happy no one that I knew was there
Remember not to bring mercury, no more mercury
Or blades, or guns, helium, PS2s
Sodium, razors, drugs, X-rays
Never bring mercury to schooooooool
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