(Very fast tempo with heavy guitar riffs, a thunderous bassline, and ear-splitting drums introduce the song)

(**STG**)
"Backstreet's back in 2005! Run for your lives!"
Everybody,
This group's crummy.
Everybody,
Their song isn't tight.
(The Gatorade! The...)
Backstreet sucks big time!
(Gatorade!!!)

Oh my God, another hit.
Why do they record this ****.
Gonna plug my ears, and scream aloud.
Gonna watch the preps go up and down.

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
If you like to drink pop, I tell ya I'm your man!!!!
You win games, sweat some, you need a little drink!!!
(Everybody! Backstreet sucks, alright!)
(Everybody! Backsreet sucks big time!)
The stuff that athletes drink, it makes no difference what they say!!!
Steroids not in use, they only need the juice it's
The Gatorade!!!
The Gatorade!!!

(**STG**)
Everybody, {yeah, S?}
This group's sucky. {They ain't rock, either!}
Everybody,
("Freebird!!!")
This group ain't so tight.
("Amen!")
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Backstreet sucks big time!
BIG TIME!!
The Gatorade!!!
The Gatorade!!!!

Drinkin' a Vanilla
(Now fling your fingers in the air.)
Lemonade or Nestle
(So they were number one, who really cares?)
(**Together**)
Cuz' we is grunge, who don't give a (Bleep)!!!
I hate the song called "Backstreet's Back".

(**STG**)
Yeah.
Does this music suck? {Yeah!}.
Do they got some luck? {"Freebird!"}.
Who really gives a ****, {Not Me!!}.
With their stupid songs and rhymes,
I would rather hear "Eruption"

(Shredding guitar solo that just echoes "Eruption")

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Drinkin' a Vanilla, lemonade or Nestle!!!
They don't have the flow, it's all a game to me!!!
At 7-11, Jake buys Sprite for you!!!!
Mountain Dew for him, what I wanna get?
The Gatorade!!!!!
The Gatorade!!!!!!

(**STG**)
They're on the radio all the time!
(I'm too young to drink booze)
Turn it off, or I'll start to whine.
(I got two years to go)
I'd rather hear the group, named Soundgarden.
(Black hole sun, black hole sun...)
They're back with a new record, so they're comin' back again.
'05
Oh no,
Oh --Really, really, really long profanity-filled tirade--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody
(Booze is made for foo's)
This group's sucky.
(I just wanna live forever!!!)
Everybody,
(The Gatorade!!!!)
This group ain't so tight.
(Batman and the Joker)
Backstreet's suck big time.
(Eating all the candy, I know the only drink for me)
Everybody, {yeah?}
(Commercials sleep, I see them all again)
Can you help me! {yeah.}
(You've seen it in my eyes, I'll never figure why!)
Everybody, turn this dumb **** off.
(The only drink for me, you know it's gonna be the)
We hate this group now!
(Gatorade!!!
The Gatorade!!!!!!
The Gatorade!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Guitar solo)

Gat-Or-Ade!!!!
Gat-Or-Ade!!!!!
Backstreet sucks!
Gat-or-ade!!!!
Gatorade!