-> "Standing on Time"
Original Song Title:
"Wasted on You"
Parody Song Title:
"Standing on Time"
The Lyrics
I don't always eat up in the mornin'
Pour myself a strong one
Aw, but when I get standing I do
Your memory gets burnin'
Lean back on the kitchen
Sure as hell can't keep lookin' on you
Looks like I'm learnin' the great way again
It's all my fault
Yeah, I dropped the ball
You're gone and I'm gone three sheets to the wind
Thinkin' 'bout all I've standing on time
All of this time and all of this money
All of the these sorries I don't owe you a chip
All of these miles on this Chevy, and money in a pew
All them days I spent, standing on time
Standing on time
Yeah, I swore this one'd be different
My heart wouldn't listen to my head and these friends on my feet
Looks like I'm learning the great way again
That's why I've been
Standing on time
All of this time, and all of this money
And all these friends I don't owe you, honey
All of these miles on this money and prayers in a pew
All them days I spent, standing on time
Standing on time
Like this pile of your stuff that's looked up in the back
Right down to the flame of this match
Standing on time, standing on time
Standing on time, standing on time
Standing on time
All of this time, and all of this dollar
And all these sorries I don't owe you, a chip
All of these miles on this Chevy and prayers in a pew
All them days I spent, standing on time
Standing on time, standing on time
Standing on time, standing on time
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