Song Parodies -> I Saw Three Ships (And Wish I Hadn't)
| Original Song Title: | "I Saw three Ships" |
| Original Performer: | Miscellaneous |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Saw Three Ships (And Wish I Hadn't)" |
| Parody Written by: | Adam David |
A few years ago, in a fit of "Bah, humbug", I penned a collection of anti-carols for an "Alternate Christmas Songbook". Here is one of them.
I saw three ships come sailing in, on christmas day, on christmas day.
I saw three ships come sailing in, on christmas day in the morning.
And what was in these ships all three, on christmas day, on christmas day?
And what was in these ships all three, on christmas day in the morning?
One was full of refugees, on christmas day, on christmas day.
Homeless people rife with fleas, on christmas day in the morning.
The next had goods in high demand, on christmas day, on christmas day.
Like guns and drugs and contraband, on christmas day in the morning.
Pirate slavers crewed the third, on christmas day, on christmas day.
They captured me without a word, on christmas day in the morning.
Now I make shoes for export sale, on christmas day, on christmas day.
A NIKE sweatshop is my jail, on christmas day in the morning.
I saw three ships come sailing in, on christmas day in the morning.
And what was in these ships all three, on christmas day, on christmas day?
And what was in these ships all three, on christmas day in the morning?
One was full of refugees, on christmas day, on christmas day.
Homeless people rife with fleas, on christmas day in the morning.
The next had goods in high demand, on christmas day, on christmas day.
Like guns and drugs and contraband, on christmas day in the morning.
Pirate slavers crewed the third, on christmas day, on christmas day.
They captured me without a word, on christmas day in the morning.
Now I make shoes for export sale, on christmas day, on christmas day.
A NIKE sweatshop is my jail, on christmas day in the morning.
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Unchristmasy, Party Pooper, but good writing.
Sad tale of woe indeed, Sir ! Sorry to hear that you've been ShangHide to ChineRouge!
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