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Song Parodies -> "Michael Bolton."
Original Song Title:
"Mickey Mouse Club Theme"
Original Performer:
Mickey Mouse Club
Parody Song Title:
"Michael Bolton."
Parody Written by:
Jeff Wilder
The Lyrics
Written for obvious reasons.
Who's the infertile whose singing voice make us feel depressed?
B-O-L T-O-N S-U-C-K-S!
Here comes another cover tune he turned into a mess!
B-O-L T-O-N S-U-C-K-S
Bolton sucks
Bolton sucks
His singing makes us want to die, die, die, die!
Come along, let's sing this song and punch him in the chest
B-O-L T-O-N S-U-C-K-S
Boo Bolton!
Boo Bolton!
No more ruining great rock and soul songs!
B-O-L T-O-N S-U-C-K-S!
Here comes another cover tune he turned into a mess!
B-O-L T-O-N S-U-C-K-S
Bolton sucks
Bolton sucks
His singing makes us want to die, die, die, die!
Come along, let's sing this song and punch him in the chest
B-O-L T-O-N S-U-C-K-S
Boo Bolton!
Boo Bolton!
No more ruining great rock and soul songs!
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If the people who follow this fraud heard ANY Otis Redding songs, they would revolt!
Even though I don't detest Mike Bolton, I thought this parody was funny anyway so I voted 5,5,5.
VERY HILARIOUS!!!!! GREAT JOB!
Good parody of this song - even though I happen to like Michael Bolton. Oh, well. I would expect that from a man.
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