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"Congratulate Me"

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Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I know it's a shrub
But it's a shrub to realize
You cant even remember Walthamstow
and you can't remember Walt Disney
Oh, oh, i've started to poo
Oh, oh, i've started to wee
Just like Gordon Lightfoot
or was it Jason Statham
Oh congratulate me

how are those kids
oh, just about 8
it's always to wash
it's always to crash
Or you'll become a right tart
Freddie Mercury
Frankie Boyle
Geezer Butler
Jeffrey Dahmer
they're the cornershop of our Brimful
(of Asha)
oh, congratulate me

oh, congratulate me
oh, congratulate me

Write in Brett Anderson
if you wanna see his ass
sing along to 'The Drowners'
or you spunk his Polka dots
or you spunk his Polka medley
and congratulate me

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