At Johnson Junior High,
In class, one day, was I
When I heard a student
To the teacher, alibi...

Oh, I Accidently Punched Him In The Face
This can happen when a fist you throw
Shadow boxing,
Never aimed at his head
Feinted a jab, off just a dab,
That's what the student said

I Accidently Socked Him In The Puss
His eye made contact with my uppercut
I know it happened twice, but here I'll got some ice
To soothe his eye and where he fell on his butt

Oh, no, no, no, I never assaulted Walt
If this was true, why would at two, I halt ?
Really not my fault,
Plain as a grain 'a salt,
I just Accidently Punched Him Right In The Face

I Accidently Clipped Him In The Jaw (accidently)
I'll take a polygraph, so will my Maw
Shadow boxing,
Never aimed at his head
Feinted a jab, off just a dab
His face I never saw

Oh, I Accidently Punched Him In The Face (accidently)
Somehow he wound up right there in it's path
Would I display
Such violent dismay
At someone who's always helpin' me with my math?

Oh, no, no, no, I never assaulted Walt
If this was true, why would at two, I halt ?
Really not my fault,
Plain as a grain a' salt,
I Just Accidently Punched Him Right In The Face...

I Just Accidently Punched Him Right In The Face...