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Song Parodies -> "Santa Roasting on an Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Tormé and Bob Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Roasting on an Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Anakin McFly

The Lyrics

Santa roasting on an open fire
Bellies full of reindeer meat
Deforestation standing proud by the door
And pinecones to assail unsuspecting foes

Everybody knows

That hovercraft fetch a hefty price
And GM animals as well
Meanwhile, Dad’s got a new red fur coat
And a matching hat that’s swell.

The kids know Santa came today
Now, strangely, all that’s left of Santa is his sleigh
They know that Mom went up the chimney with an ax
And now Dad talks ‘bout selling toys off on e-Bay;

Yeah, it's hard to come by cash these days;
Hope the North Pole doesn't sue
And since now, Santa's dead,
We can pirate his phrase:
Merry Christmas
To you.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Patrick - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds a bit like something I posted last Christmas. Ghoulish. But one does what one must to survive.
lilCUPcakes - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I believe that CowboyDave ate deerMeat . . . . but never 'unchMeat, Sir !

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