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Song Parodies -> "Squeegee"

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Maurice Chevalier

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The Lyrics

You are the tool I'm pleased to find
Without you, for my car, I'm blind,
I realize..
Oh, Squeegee, you clear the windshield of
All mud and bugs and flies.

Squeegee, your magic wand
Helps me to see a lovely world that's new
You glow - over once, and there's
a breathless change of view..

Squeegee, my car was stumblin' in the dark
I pulled into this station, parked, and there you are
Oh, Squeegee, with you, I danced, and
Dippped you in the sudsy jar..

You gave new sparkle to my Fire-
Bird, I welcome with desire
What a miracle - you made happen
To my car

Oh, Squeegee,
I heard your squeak and it was gone,
That roadway tar...

I sing your praises - hold you tighter
This won't be just one, one-nighter,
Love that rubber on,
Your stroking's the best, by far

A brighter world glows from your fire
Your wet cling fulfilled desire
Rolled your rubber glide,
And gave me a brand new car

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John Barry - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Great idea and title sub.
Rob Arndt - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
555! I don't know how you do it AFW. I can't do topics like this at all. The first thing to pop into my head for a parody title would be MG or MP, SC or SD ;-)
Old Man Ribber - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thank Heaven for A.F.Won! A (Lerner and) Loewe key gem. ;D
AFW - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, seem to do very well with your documentary style..and thanks,OMR
John Lomain - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This was good and reminded me of one that I haven't written yet
AFW - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, John L

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