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Song Parodies -> "A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend"
Original Song Title:
"Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"
Original Performer:
Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell
Parody Song Title:
"A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
A diamond is a lovely thing
It's forever, there's no doubt
But let's get realistic here,
As first place, stones are out...
The sets in a ring
Might be quite sentimental...
(But) A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend
Those gems only bring
Visual passion that's mental...
Can't compete with humps
And bedroom thumps
Or give goose bumps...
Girls love ice,
And rocks are nice,
But, a four-carat does not extend
Tho' sparkling and shiny,
They're just way too tiny...
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend..
In the Spring, when birds sing
Girls whisper it and shout it
..There's no doubt about it...
Our toys they have fun with
And we're glad we got 'em
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend
When all's said and done with
The line's on the bottom
It's what they will grasp
With passion, gasp..
...And finger clasp
Fam'ly jewels
Are what rules
And they're free, so there's no cash to spend
Sure, Girls love their bling bling
But, sex is still king, king
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend..
It's forever, there's no doubt
But let's get realistic here,
As first place, stones are out...
The sets in a ring
Might be quite sentimental...
(But) A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend
Those gems only bring
Visual passion that's mental...
Can't compete with humps
And bedroom thumps
Or give goose bumps...
Girls love ice,
And rocks are nice,
But, a four-carat does not extend
Tho' sparkling and shiny,
They're just way too tiny...
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend..
In the Spring, when birds sing
Girls whisper it and shout it
..There's no doubt about it...
Our toys they have fun with
And we're glad we got 'em
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend
When all's said and done with
The line's on the bottom
It's what they will grasp
With passion, gasp..
...And finger clasp
Fam'ly jewels
Are what rules
And they're free, so there's no cash to spend
Sure, Girls love their bling bling
But, sex is still king, king
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend
A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend..
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love it....a jewel of a parody
Its Gemstone Theme Week, sponsored by AFW! Loved the `jewel' catch and `what they can grasp' line as well as your trademark singability!
You should do a parody by Jewel for tomorrow... -wink, wink-
I sure miss Humphrey Bogart's huge Penis!
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Superb, AFW... I have a "Dildo" variant on this one, but that wasn't accepted (and I never got round to posting it on whatfreaks).
Thanks, alvin, TJC, Matthias, 2LD4U, and Phil....that sounds like a good title, there..
Wonderfully wicked, AFW! And will lead in very nicely to some of my next week's submissions....;-) 555
Thanks, Kristof....waiting to hail your submits
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