Song Parodies -> Queasy Rider
| Original Song Title: | "C. C. Ryder" |
| Original Performer: | Ma Rainey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Queasy Rider" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
This is a classic blues/folk number, first recorded in 1925 and covered by many artists. Most folks are familiar with it in the medley recorded by Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels paired with "Jenny Jenny".
Can't you see, Queasy Rider?
Can't you see, roller coaster's done?
S'up to me, Queasy Rider
S'up to me, kick your condition
Now that was not so bad, was it?
Wasn't that ride fun?
Now it's the Tilt-A-Whirl, baby
Come on, let's have a ball
Now it's the Tilt-A-Whirl, baby
You're just enough tall
Wish you didn't get so dizzy, girl
Motion sickness and all
Now I see, Queasy Rider
See your knuckles turning white
I can see, Queasy Rider
It's way too much of a fright
You just barfed right on my lap
I guess that ends our night.
Can't you see, roller coaster's done?
S'up to me, Queasy Rider
S'up to me, kick your condition
Now that was not so bad, was it?
Wasn't that ride fun?
Now it's the Tilt-A-Whirl, baby
Come on, let's have a ball
Now it's the Tilt-A-Whirl, baby
You're just enough tall
Wish you didn't get so dizzy, girl
Motion sickness and all
Now I see, Queasy Rider
See your knuckles turning white
I can see, Queasy Rider
It's way too much of a fright
You just barfed right on my lap
I guess that ends our night.
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. All this effort just to enter the Q contest. Was it worth it? :)
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thanks for the ride
A heaving good read! 555
Quite quotable. Cinqs, cinques.
Wow, 3 triple 5s. Thanks Yoidy, John and Alvin!
Sickeningly Well Done
Ah! The good ol' days of youth at the amusement park. Ride, throw up, ride again...
Gave me an up feeling..
Getting warmed up for the next big Gross Out Contest I see.
(ABC) 55.5 mg of Benadryl.
Nice ditty about a bus ride in the Peruvian highlands. Wait, you were referring to one of those lame roller coasters in America?---MM
(SOTM) DKTOS, but I found it amusing anyway.
(ABC) Ergh....now I'm getting bad memories of the one time my friend dragged me on this one upside-down flippy ride called the Turbo Force at the state fair. (NEVER AGAIN!!) But this was a good job.
(SOTH)They should use this as Disney World's theme song. Nice work.
short but nicely formed ! 555
(ABC) Short but sweet. You forgot to mention the Gravitron, though. That ride always makes me hurl my cotton candy and caramel corn. Good job, Agi. 555
yIKES, I just took a look at the vote standings as of right now. For a parody that I nearly gave up on, and shyly entered just for the sake of entering the ABC comp, "Queasy Rider" has been quite successful. Thanks to everyone for your 5s!
(ABC3-Q) Short but sickeningly sweet. I can stomach most rides, but those Gravitron things makes me nauseated, and I'll never forget how green I was after watching a helicopter on one of those big I-Max screens. Retched work here, Aggy, and "You just barfed right on my lap/I guess that ends our night" is too true and funny. 5s.
(ABC3Q) a fast and quick ride from start to sudden finish Agri - 555 - reminds me of my old roller-coaster parody "Up! Down! Hurl!"
SOTM-It's worth it
SOTM - Surprisingly groovy for such an oldie. (TOS - Not you!). :-)
(SOTM)--well Agimorfee, I have to say, like the first time I read it, I did not want to eat afterwards. . .so good job. . .also like before, I am going to say, keep your eye open for the next Gross-Out-because this song would do as well as your Cannibalizin' one did as for being disgusting:)
still short but now it's sweet ! feeling queasy now
I tend to get motion sickness, too... so if you don't mind, I added a last verse as sung *by* the queasy rider:
'Fraid it's me, Queasy Rider
I get queasy, like you said
Had to be, Queasy Rider
And at times, wish I were dead
But it weren't on your lap I barfed...
Are those carrots on your head?
'Fraid it's me, Queasy Rider
I get queasy, like you said
Had to be, Queasy Rider
And at times, wish I were dead
But it weren't on your lap I barfed...
Are those carrots on your head?
(SOTM) see above - a bit too brief to medal at SOTM, but it well deserved its ABC3Q-Round votes
(SOTM) Repeat above dosage.
(SOTM) Stop the whirl, I wanna get off! LOL, great idea!
I tried to find the OS but none of them worked. But all in all, this was freaking hilarious, 5-5-5
(SOTM) See above! (and look out below!)
SOTM - Loved the last line!
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