-> "Why Won't All Of You"
Original Song Title:
"Does Your Chewing Gum"
Parody Song Title:
"Why Won't All Of You"
The Lyrics
Oh me! Oh my! We're screwed
Over a blogger feud;
Stuck it to ya,
A dab of that'll do ya.
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
Why all you drunken, inbred,
Redneck fundies hate me so!
Why won't all of you Christo-fascist
Nazi godbags vote for me?
When you told me that I "blew it"
Did you mean literally?
Should I toss Amanda Marcotte?
Don't you like obscenity? (Eek eek!)
Why won't all of you Christo-fascist
Nazi godbags vote for me?
So God's all sticky white; (Ha ha!)
The Bible-humping right-- (Ha ha!)
How could they fault her
If she crapped on someone's altar?
All of Pandagon's swearing
Never meant a blessed thing!
But as my ratings begin to sink,
Backfire begins to sting!
Why won't all of you Christo-fascist
Nazi godbags vote for me?
When you tell me that I "blew it"
Do you mean literally?
Should I also toss McEwan?
Don't you like her bigotry?
Why won't all of you Christo-fascist
Nazi godbags vote for me?
Now the newsmen rise as one
To condemn what she's done--
No, not Miss Marcotte,
But the gal who called me "faggot"
Still, you've wrecked my intent
To be the Pres-I-dent;
So now to all you Christians
I must make this great lament:
"Who do I gotta spray spirit on
to get a break with you folks!?"
(Once more!)
Why won't all of you Christo-fascist
Nazi godbags vote for me?
When you say I really "blew it"
Do you mean literally?
What do you mean you don't like my
Metrosexuality?
Why won't all of you Christo-fascist
Nazi godbags vote for me?
Won't you bumpkins vote for--
"Who's the one who loves you
And the one who holds you tight?"
"Kerry and Obama,
And Mark Foley from the right!"
Won't you rollers vote for--
"Would you go for a Playstation
When it's Christmas time?
"I'd sing to you about it,
But it wouldn't really rhyme."
Won't you suckers vote for me?
"Yeah!"
[A shrill mob of leftard bloggers leaps to its feet and shrieks its approval.]
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