Song Parodies -> The Girl's Dad's Elvis
| Original Song Title: | "The Girl Can't Help It" |
| Original Performer: | Little Richard |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Girl's Dad's Elvis" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
she walks by...she's sportin' sequined clothes
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
she's got a tell-tale sneer beneath her nose
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
can't sing a lick but everybody knows
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
the girl's dad's elvis...has his caddy's keys
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
used to sit upon her daddy's knees
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
the gal is well off obviously
she gets cash for nothing, you see
the girl's dad's elvis...collects his royalties
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
an only child...there never was a son
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
she's never worked a day...that must be fun
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
she got real rich when she turned twenty-one
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
the girl's dad's elvis...she was born to tease
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
boys a-diggin' gold all aim to please
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
cause they're hopin' obviously
if they were...only married to she
the girl's dad's elvis...they'd tour graceland free
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
she gets by...she only has to coast
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
a famous father gives her rights to boast
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
he's red hot still, although he's long been toast
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
the girl's dad's elvis...assets she did seize
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
with riches such as that, life's been a breeze
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
but she's a nut case obviously
a dad like that...how else could she be ?
the girl's dad's elvis...right out of her tree
(her dad's elvis...the girl's dad's elvis)
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i still haven't exorcised the image of her and hubby Michael Jackson kissing on the MTV awards.
thanks renaldo...yeah, that WAS disturbing
Tell tale sneer - LOL. On an episode of Family Matters when Steve morphed into Elvis he asked, "Where's Lisa Marie?". Laura answered, "You don't want to know!".
thanks 2eagle...lol
Very Clever write to this ~OS~ Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Roads~. I like it ; and it's just so true !
thanks littleCupCakes
I LOLed when I got to this point:
"he's red hot still, although he's long been toast"
I kept looking for an MJ ref in the parody - You missed the chance now. It's still quite a fine write. Well done again Sir Alvin.
"he's red hot still, although he's long been toast"
I kept looking for an MJ ref in the parody - You missed the chance now. It's still quite a fine write. Well done again Sir Alvin.
yeah, i didn't mention wacko jacko...i tell ya...when he and lisa marie hooked up, i knew that elvis was indeed dead
Unique idea...I'm with Guy, I too, thought about MJ...
That's 3 votes in a row for MJ - it's the only place he gets votes these days! Good write alvin :)
thanks AFW and peregrin
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